i am remiss

if you have read all these rambling articles, you may have picked up on a theme of discontent having to do with my tiny, one cup food processor. it's subtle, but it's there. my husband, champion of hintery, killer of bugs, and all around good chap noticed this tiny thread of discord and for my birthday gifted me with a new 7 cup kitchen aide food processor. still my heart, he even got the red one! this not only goes on record as best birthday gift ever, it expands our culinary pursuits. no more let us quail at the produce stand, never again shall we hesitate with cook book in hand, no! we will boldly stride forth armed with the height of kitchen gadgetry and artistic nuance combined! we will pulse, or puree to our little hearts' delight! alas, my birthday was in june and i had forgotten until just now to post my official thanks, so here it is: thankyou husband, you should give lessons at what you do.